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Pitter Patterns

Monday, August 29, 2011

Brad Stand discovers the truth about his favorite story.

[Vivian] Why do you think that you tell the mayo story so much?

I don't know. Why?

- [Bernard] It's propaganda.

For mayonnaise?

- For you. Specifically, you're so impressive because you know Shania. And you're so strong, because you pull one on her.

- You're a funny guy, a good guy.

- Keeping everyone laughing... so that maybe, quote, You don't get depressed.

Well, what's so great about depression?

-Nothing. Unless it holds the key... to something you compulsively avoid... so it will never be examined or felt... hence your behavior becomes repetitive like the story.

- Like the story.

- Like the story.

- Like the story. Like the story.

- Like the story.

Shut up.

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